the game part 1

Now you all know i'm all about the perfect experience and having a song for every moment so before you start reading this blog please hit play on this awesome song ....it kind of goes amaazing with this post.... enjoy!


 Now that i'm a senior in college someone decided that it was a good idea for me to kind of get into the dating game, if you can even call it that.... With my last boyfriend i dont know if you can even call what we did dating, i always paid for everything and we didnt do a lot of special things, in short, it sucked. Anyway, this summer i was introduced to this new thing called a date.


I should have started this blogg with telling you all how my life is one awkward experience. And by awkward i mean think of the most awkward moment in your life and multiply that by like 10 and then you'll know exactly what my life is like. So, where were we? Oh thats right young kellie and the new found dating game....

FIRST DATE

Where the H did he come from? I may or may not have gone to the casino with some friends from ASU(okay okay you caught me i did...REBEL!!!) and they invited some of their friends to come along with us. At said occasion i met this guy, he seemed nice enough not awkward or weird really. While talking all of us decided it would be a great idea to go tubing down the salt river. Cool. 

So after that event i went home and like every good procrastinating college student i immediately hopped on facebook to upload some pictures i had too from that night. Biiiiing! New friend request! Who could this be??!?! Oh well what do ya know it's that cute guy from the casino....nice! So i accepted that request. From here on i will just call this guy #mrforward (if anyone follows me on twitter you'll know where this came from). So we started chatting it up on facebook and he got my phone number. ohhh gasssp! i know. anyway, he told me how cute he thought i was and how he couldn't wait to get my number and how he was sooooo excited to go to the river.


Flash forward... we went to the river and #mrforward asked when he could take me out. so we said he would take me out on a thursday. oh boy....ughhh. so before the date he decided we needed to hang out so we did. on said hangouts #mrforward was trying to be charming (barf) and said stuff like he wanted to kiss me, to which i said NO. thats what i said aloud but we all know what i was saying aloud, HELL NO i dont even know you fool!


i know right now some of you are thinking oh thats cute! and i like kissing boys! whats wrong with you kellie? oh i'll tell you whats wrong. so then #mrforward got bold. he asked me if i was a virgin! WTF?!?!?! to which i answered, why YES! YES I AM! ha! virgin card! TRUMPED! haha! or was he trumped??!?! this persistent son of a gun kept asking me if i would sleep with him and why i wouldn't and told me about how he took his last girlfriends v card. what a douche bag! am i right!?!?! where do these guys come from?!?!?! in short i told him i would NEVER sleep with him and then we went on our date. and upon talking to our mutual friends i told them how he was never getting any because this girl is chaste, they talked to him and he dropped me like a hot tamale. thank the Lord.


so thats part one of my little dating blog....haha i think i'm going to make this into a series.